The American Jingoist

OBAMA’s FAKE SLAVE STORY

This story alleging BO is a descendant of “the first slave” is going to blow up in his face, or in Ancestry.com’s face, or in the faces of the historically illiterate Demsuckers in the media who were dumb enough to run with it.

The first black slaves sold openly in the 13 British colonies met this disgusting fate in 1619. A Dutch crew brought them to Jamestown, and sold them to the local Limeys.

According to the current story being huzzahed, Obama’s distant ancestor was a black indentured servant who was sentenced to life as a slave for running out on his contract. In the 1640s.

Yep, BO’s mythmakers managed to deny more than 20 years of blacks suffering slavery in the Colonies just to make BO a little bigger. Well done, mythmakers.

Even if there is some tiny techicality, like first lefthanded indentured servant to be busted to permanent slave, that gives BO’s ancestor a first, in the bigger picture it still is another round of grandstanding that denies the larger truth. Many blacks suffered slavery for two decades before Obama’s ancestor. (BTW, damn few blacks had a shot at indentured servitude. That was a gig for Brits who ran out of options in Merrie Olde England. The Brit scum like Cromwell sold the Irish as chattel slaves to work in the West Indies. He also sold Irish girls into sexual slavery in the West Indies. That is, those he and his savages didn’t kill or reduce to serfdom in Ireland. Cromwell and similar scum from England reduced the Irish population by more than half in 12 years in the 1640s and 1650s.)

BO has previously admitted his relative was a Red Army soldier by saying he participated in the liberation of Auschwitz. (Actually the Obama-rel served in the American Army, who thanks to FDR, Truman, and Eisenhower, got nowhere near Poland, where the Nazis placed the death camp. Stalin’s soldiers cleared Auschwitz.) And thanks to the Democrat teacher unions, most Americans didn’t l’arn enuff hist’ry to know any better. So Barry skated for awhile.

When someone figured it out and used it to mock Obama, the Quayle-like 44th president pulled the plug on the story. To all 57 states, by his Obamography. This latest attempt at BO mythmaking is going to blow up, unlike the fake C4 the Occupy losers in Cleveland tried to detonate under a highway bridge.

When you measure a man by his heart and his accomplishments instead of his coat size and inseam, you get the most accurate picture of his stature.

BO is the only 6’5” guy I’m aware of who looks like a pygmy.

Kevin Sherlock

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Ancestry.com is based in Provo, Utah, home of Bring ‘en in Young U. The mighty Mormon had more than 25 wives and was sued for divorce by “wife no. 19.” He skated because US law didn’t recognize any of his bed babes after No. 1. The rest were considered concubines. Bring ‘em had a high income and a high tolerance for multiple cases of PMS under his roof. “Sister wives” nonsense. Like Donny calling Marie “sister wife.” Ancestry.com must be trolling for business, like those outfits in England who sell fake patents of nobility to inbreds with money in this country.

BO’s mom’s people are reportedly descendants of a child sired by a black slave named John Pound. THe mother was white, probably an indentured saucy wench herself, assuming the genealogy is accurate. Momma O chose a black man to father Barry for her.

Almost no white woman would have sex with a slave back in the day and even earlier (think many-colored coated Jewish guy Joseph ben Jacob and Putiphar’s wife), because it would demean her publicly as a slut, and not a very picky one at that. Many white Southern menfolk weren’t as shy. Many a poor trembling pretty black girl was sold as a sex slave, stripped naked on the auction block to display her body.

Mary Chesnut, the Southern diarist, mocked Harriet Beecher Stowe, as she was a slaveowner herself. But she admitted the scandal of slaveowners using their pretty female slaves as unpaid mistresses, and was disgusted by this hideous custom.

Some of the abolitionists, to their eternal credit, tried to outbid the lechers for these girls, then set them free. Abe Lincoln heard Salmon Chase do this in Kentucky, and even the proslavery auction crowd applauded Chase for keeping the girl out of the clutches of the pervert he outbid who wanted to use the poor girl as a sex slave. She cried out and fainted, first when the pervert bid about $2500, then when Chase’s agent won her in the bidding and told the crowd she would be set free!

Some states had laws discouraging white female/black male hookups by declaring any offspring to be slaves. But most states ruled any child of mixed parentage was black if he or she had any black blood.

The Puritans had their own problems. They sold American Indians as slaves to the Moslem scum of North Africa. Back to Virginia. Pocahantas herself was captured and raped before going with James Rolfe silently and sullenly as his wife by force. Her attraction for John Smith was real, and she wanted him to rescue her from the other English.

And as I noted earlier, the Brits made chattel slaves out of many an unfortunate Irish boy and girl. These usually wound up in Jamaica.

Blacks voting for BO IMHO is no different from our folks voting for JFK. One of our own (Catholic in name if not behavior) had a chance at the White House and they voted for him bigtime. WASPs discriminated against the great Al Smith, calling him a mackerel snapper and an agent of the Vatican.I understand the natural desire of people of color to see one of their own, even if only a halfbreed, make it to the nation’s highest office. That has been BO’s greatest and only achievement, to smash the color line to the PResidency. Otherwise, he’s been Millard FIllmore and Jimmy Carter with a Teleprompter. I think you will see similar voting patterns for the first Italian, or Hispanic candidate for the high honor of the PResidency.

Now to BO’s mom.  

BO’s mom was named Stanley Anne Dunham. She looked like a homely girl in “Father Knows Best” that Bud would have to escort to the hop. Her whackjob leftist parents should have been locked up for child abuse for calling her Stanley. I’ll bet she heard “Stan the Man” every day on the schoolyard. It must have hurt her deeply. So maybe she compensated and started doing so many guys just to prove she was a girl. So if people asked her if she’d had sex with various guys, she could reply with her last name. “Done ‘im.” Her name should have been Peg. As in short for “Pegboard.”

That whackjob name pretty much ices the birther controversy. Nurse girlfriends of mine used to tell me about odd named people and babies they helped. Nurses in Hawaii in the early 60′s remember a young broad named Stan throwing out a baby boy from center field. And a half-black one at that.

BO was born in Hawaii. He lied about being from Kenya to get some campus coolness, to dodge the draft, and to travel to forbidden Moslem pestholes. And to fabricate a rags to prominence story. Just like with the fake one on some American slave ancestor … a story which denies more than two decades of actual slaves suffering in our land under English rule.  

Maybe since Bush 43 and Prince Charles are distant relatives, and BO supposedly is related to Bush now, the common blood thing explains BO’s Charles-like ears and vapidity. He probably talked to his marijuana plants when he watered and harvested. At least Michele is hotter than Camilla. 

BO has not lived the “up from the city streets” or “up from slavery” life America’s blacks have lived. BO’s blackness comes from his Moslem polygamist father and his ancestral tribe in Kenya that sold other blacks into slavery to Arabs. This is why it is so natural for BO to stiff the Canadians and North Dakota and the Gulf folks in oil production. He’s protecting the petroleum profits of his Moslem overlords. 

Nice going, Narcissist. You’re gonna love your big-eared portrait on food stamp cards.

Kevin Sherlock

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