“The threat of disclosure was probably the hammer BO was holding over Betrayus
which led him to help lie and cover up the murder of our people in Libya.
Not to condore adultery, but Betrayus would still have left office with his
manhood intact had he owned the adultery and did his job in exposing the liar BO
and Hillary and Panetta and the rest of that treasonable crew. Adultery is
bad, but treason is worse. He condoned and covered up for accessories to
homicide to save himself. And he still had to do the walk of shame on the
What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world if he suffers the loss of
His wife may forgive him for betraying her. Patriots cannot forgive Betrayus for
helping an enemy of the Republic retain power despite not deserving it.
Sorry, Pal. Put your ring in the West Point Cemetery Chapel next to the plaque
that has the year of birth and death for Benedict Arnold as his shiled of shame. Grinding off your name
from the inside is your option.
What they should do is show a film to officers about Lisa Caputo Nowak.
Lisa, a Naval Academy grad, was enamored of a fellow astronaut’s deep space probe she and
he cheated on their spouses for 2 years. Then when he tired of her wrinkles and
burping so she could prove she was one of the guys, and he locked onto another
target (a cuter redhead NASA type), Lisa’s head spun so fast it probably fell
off her shoulders. Lord knows her common sense did.
Lisa tried to kidnap and kill the gal he left her for at an airport in Florida.
After she pepper sprayed her rival and tried to pull her from her car, police
Besides finding weapons and restraint gear in a kidnap kit Lisa had put
together, they strip-searched her and noted she was wearing Depends. She didn’t
want to crap out during the snatch mission, I guess, but that detail humiliated
Also, in Lisa’s possession were pornographic pix showing a woman being
restrained and subject to rape by instrumentation. A woman with a hubby and
three kids probably shouldn’t be having these in her wallet. The cops naturally
wondered what Lisa had in mind for her rival.
Lisa herself wound up in handcuffs and leg irons. But the cops were gentlemen.
They didn’t go any farther, or allow Janet Reno to give her a humiliatingly
close body cavity search.
When Lisa returned to Houston, cops perp-walked her thru the airport before a
staring and leering crowd.
Lisa’s husband, also a USNA grad, aborted their docking and took the kids.
Ms Caputo Nowak tried to weasel out of the kidnapping and attempted murder
charges by claiming she went nuts. A judge threw out much of the case because
the cops didn’t Miranda-ize her. (They shoulda applied a cattle prod to her.
That would have given her a charge.) The cops were trying to prevent a
kidnapping and an assault in a busy airport full of potential collateral
victims, so maybe their ACLU sensitivities weren’t what they could be.
THe judge was in a county that went for Obama in 2008 and 2012. Eventually Lisa
pleaded to lesser charges, a weak prosecutor and judge gave her time served, and
returned her to the Navy, whose chiefs bounced her in 2010.
How many Annapolis reunions or events do you think she’s showed up to since
Lisa Nowak is such a laughing stock the only way she could salvage her
reputation is by burning to death trying to save children from a fire.
Maybe this sort of preventive tale might help some avoid similar problems
Now for the follow-up:
BETRAYUS THE MOVIE
The Petraeus scandal is getting scummier.
Turns out Pistol Petey had two unauthorized receptacles. Besides USMA huntress
Paula Broadwell, it turns out the other skank is Jill Kelley, a longtime friend
of the Petraeus family who is also young enough to be his daughter. She looked
hot at teen sleepovers, eh, General?
Maybe Pantsnakeus spent CIA money for a mud pit so the Huntress could dominate
Jill on Tuesdays and Fridays before officer call. Or maybe he flew each into
Afghanistan on taxpayer money on alternate months. Or he alternated their oral
briefing days and put it on his CIA e-calendar.
Or maybe his CIA ringtone was the song, “Hey, Hey, Paula.”
BO’s goons found out and soon had him by the shorthairs. He thought by lying to
cover up the murder of an ambassador he could wriggle free.
This is gonna be like Oliver North again. I hope Pantsnakeus becomes a ratfink
like Ollie and fingers everybody (in a manner different than he fingered Paula
and Jill, of course).
Did the Huntress threaten to use her cadet saber to chop off Jill’s head? Or the
lower IQ head of Pantsnakeus? This might become Lisa Nowak Lite!
This Betrayus thing has
the makings of a good movie. Jennifer Garner is obviously Paula the Huntress,
and either Tiffany or Debbie Gibson is Jill.
Harrison Ford is Betrayus, the actor who plays Urkel is BO, and Pee Wee
Herman plays Biden.
Obviously a mudwrestling scene between the rival girls is in order.
And a real-time flogging of Pantsnakeus by Lynndie England (both playing
themselves) is in order.
The Benghazi tragedy Petraeus helped cover up is going to become a farce quick.
This is the level of nipplehead we have at the controls.
Roll over Bill Clinton, tell Benedict Arnold da news.