The American Jingoist

In response to the reading level of the presidents’ speeches:

 

It’s not necessarily a sign of dumbness to write at an eighth grade level.

Getting to the point holds your audience.

My tech manuals are in 8th grade American English. Writing in the active voice
is my forte …. most documents I have written have zero or one percent passive
verbs.

My Ellis Island books averaged about a 10th grade English read. The Gettysburg
Address was 7th grade or 6th grade, but understandable for all time.

The old-timers used some flourishes and some allusions to classical figures in
history. This jumped their numbers. As did run-on sentences. And using the
passive voice.

Multisyllable words, like calling Stanley Ann Dunham aka Stan the Man a “bondage
submissive” or “pornography princess,” raise the reading level by comparison to
“BO’s whore mom” or “pert upturned bottom” or “Spank me, mistress. Harder!”

Not using words like “sequestration” or “Benghazi” or “Operation Fast and
Furious” holds down reading level too.

And making speeches depends on your audience.

BO’s speechwriters need to craft him messages that fit on a teleprompter screen
so he can tell his people, “Uncle Sugah gonna grab him some from workers to
support you. How them Obamaphones working for you?”

And he has to speak off the cuff (lower grade level than “extemperaneously”) to
tell Biden, “Pull your thumb out of your ass.” or “Madam Secretary, pull that
broom you’re flying …..”

Clinton had to say, “Hey, punkin, I want a shepherd”s pot pie and a piece of
ewe.”

Bush 41? “Read my lips. No new taxes.” and “New world order.”

Bush 43 ? “Port security. Dubai.” The picture in “Green Eggs and Ham” showing
the locomotive in the ship’s smokestack to illustrate the port security..

Jimmy Carter? “New-key-ar power. Three Mile Island. Billy, don’t pee in public.
I have often committed lust in my hand.”

Tricky Dick: “I am not a crook.”

LBJ: “Pedro, start a BBQ with these illegal ballots. Then wade back home where
you belong.” “Aim high, Lee Harvey. JFK might be stooping to cop a feel.”

Different strokes for different strokes.

Speaking small allows BO to think he’s dressing down children, This also leaves
him gray matter to craft lies and excuses on the fly.

But it does raise the length of his nose. And maybe for Michele that’s a good
thing.

It leaves her something long enough to grab and lead him by.

Shame on you dirty minds!

-Kev

Dems are trying to figure out who to blame for the looming sequestration.

As much as GOP speaker John Flaccid would like to help them, hopefully he may
not get enough GOPers to roll over with him like weasels this time.

Neutral observers can blame BO’s mother Stanley Ann Dunham for the looming
problem.

Based on her experiences as a bondage submissive, she was reluctant to beat
a little discipline into Barry. So he spends without budgets and without end.

It’s also the fault of Karl Rove.

He and Jeff Gannon, a lite-loafer reporter, are reportedly an item.
Seems logical.

Karl should naturally feel cozier with Dems and Rinos, who are more supportive
of those who misuse an exit port as a port of entry than those intolerant
fundies and Tea Partiers. Money and fag jokes turned Rove’s eye to his real
sugar daddies — the economic traitors who want cheap slave labor to make the
goods they sell here and want cheap domestic and yard help. Karl and Willard
Romney are a pair of unworthy rats.

And everyone’s least favorite Menendez brother — Sponge Bob of Joisy —
helped predators avoid taxes while he went on sex junkets to Dom Rep to abuse
little Latin girls. So you want some chicas to immigrate, yez, Senor Sponge Bob?
So you can abuse them like the Hell-bound scum bag you are?

Of course Mister Roberts, the possible boy lover in black robes,
helped Obamatheft become federal law. So much for checks and balances.

Why do I think there are photos on Judge Roberts? He did something
reprehensible in ruling Obama care constitutional that made no sense, given his
past, unless there was dirt on him. In August 2012 I called Allen the Home
Improvement Jarhead compromised when he claimed the insider killings of our men
in the high altitude sandbox called Afghanistan were the result of Ramadan
fasting. No, it was the result of them being jihadist vermin who were improperly
screened.

Betrayus I also called out as compromised when this general — whose only
previous combat experience was getting fragged on a rifle range at Fort Campbell
before he took a HQ job in Afghanistan and concealed his unit inside Paula
Broadwell so she could write “All In” about him and mean it — lied about
Benghazi being triggered by a Youtube video to give the Magic Kenyan some cover.
(Assuming his father was Obama from Kenya instead of Davis the pimp from the Red
Hood.)

Just after Election Day, BO had them exposed as cheaters. Allen in particular is
suspect because he sent Jill Kelley (real name Gilberte Khawam, native of
Lebanon) 30,000 pages of e-mails. There’s only so many ways you can say you’re
proud of your unit. What intelligence if any, went in those e-mails that got
into the wrong hands?

I believe the BO regime, as emulators of Hugo “Pumpkin Face” Chavez, may he die
in Cuba and rot in Hell, got the goods on sock puppet JCS general Dempsey also.
That’s why Dempsey is bleating like an Arkansas sheep for lower standards to let
women into ground combat units. Or maybe he’s just a compulsive brown noser.

We are in a sad state when our county sheriffs are the adults who stand tall and
our generals are wimpy children.

It would serve Dempsey right to be trapped in an upstairs room of a burning
building and the PC FD sends Missy the 110-pound fire girl for him instead of
Big Chuck to see if she might lug him out of there.

Sponge Bob Menendez, the sexual abuser of underage Latin girls in Dom Rep, has
or had in his retinue an illegal alien who was a convicted
boy molester who got probation, not hard time. Menendez needs to be in that
burning building with General Dempsey, and when Missy the fire girl sees them
both, she tells them she’s only strong enough to body-carry out children, and
they can get a foretaste of how their afterlives will feel.

And when they scream for Big Chuck, he’ll tell them he has time to wax
his handlebar mustache, but not time to save a traitor and a sexual predator
who surrounds himself with boy rapers.

And as a final thought — a correspondent told me Obama’s mom was angry
at Barry, and told him given the way she partied, he was lucky he wasn’t born
with a tail.

Shame on me for thinking “German shepherd or donkey tail?”

Stay classy, Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches and top brass.

Kevin Sherlock

See the Prayer Breakfast Speech That’s Grabbing Headlines: Doctor Attacks Political Correctness, National Debt in Front of Obama

• Dr. Benjamin Carson delivered a noteworthy National Prayer Breakfast keynote speech in President Barack Obama’s presence
• Carson attacked political correctness as a “dangerous” threat to free speech and encouraged Americans to boldly share their views
• The pediatric neurosurgeon also provided his theories about the national debt, deficits, taxation and health care, taking stances that were opposed to the president’s
• Obama watched intently as Carson spoke for more than 25 minutes

One of the more unique speeches delivered at this morning’s National Prayer Breakfast came from Dr. Benjamin S. Carson, a world-renowned pediatric neurosurgeon at Johns Hopkins Hospital. Taking the stage before President Barack Obama’s faith-filled address, Carson spoke for more than 25 minutes, tackling issues ranging from education to personal responsibility. His keynote, while predicated upon the theme of Jesus Christ as his ultimate role model, also took a starkly political tone, advocating against some of the very policies the president has implemented.

At the beginning of his speech, Carson shared an intense disdain for political correctness. Without getting too specific on the issue front, he said that Americans should stop being afraid to speak up and defend their beliefs; he also encouraged people to respect the individuals they disagree with. Carson held little back, condemning political correctness as “a horrible thing” that is “dangerous,” as it hampers freedom of thought and expression.

“We’ve reached a point where people are actually afraid to talk about what they want to say, because somebody might be offended,” Carson said, noting the example of people refraining from saying “Merry Christmas.” “We’ve got to get over this sensitivity and it keeps people from saying what they really believe.”

 

 

Carson encouraged discussion about societal issues, also pointing out education as an essential conundrum the country needs to confront. He highlighted his own path from poverty to success, sharing very personal details about his parents and early family life and subsequently described the importance of helping students seeking to advance academically through his Carson Scholars Fund.

The speech took an interesting turn when the doctor cautioned that moral decay and fiscal irresponsibility can have dire consequences — even for powerful countries like America. Here, he became even more pointed and impassioned.

“I think particularly about ancient Rome. Very powerful — nobody could even challenge them militarily…they destroyed themselves from within,” Carson continued. “Moral decay. Fiscal irresponsibility.”

While he said America’s issues are dire, he was positive that the nation can fix its ways, as there are bright and innovative people who simply need to come together to address the problems at hand.

“And one of our big problems right now…our deficit is a big problem,” he said, as Obama watched him intently. ”Think about it — and our national debt — $16 and a half trillion dollars.”

To illustrate just how massive the debt is, Carson told the audience that if they counted one number per second, it would take them 507,000 years to get to the sum total. The doctor said that the massive fiscal blunder is something that the nation must contend with. From there, he moved on to taxation, seemingly taking a stance in direct opposition to Obama’s.

“What about our taxation system — so complex there is no one that can possibly comply with every jot and tittle,” he noted, going on to call for a simpler (i.e. flat tax) system. ”When I pick up my Bible, you know what I see — I see the fairest individual in the universe — God — and he’s given us a system. It’s called tithe.”

 

Carson progressed, seemingly comparing the tithe, at least in principal, to the flat tax system. Rather than continuing to tier taxes owed, he argued that everyone should pay the same proportion and that, through this fairer system, money sent by wealthier Americans for protection abroad should be brought back to America to help build infrastructure and create additional jobs.

The doctor also addressed medical care, advocating for health savings accounts and railing against the notion that Americans should be sending money into a large bureaucratic system.

You can watch the entire, 26-minute speech below:

BHO FAILED

READ, WEEP, PRINT AND KEEP!

This should be on the front page of every newspaper.

… Charley Reese’s Final column!

A very interesting column. COMPLETELY NEUTRAL.
Be sure to read the Poem at the end..

Charley Reese’s final column for the Orlando Sentinel… He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.

Be sure to read the Tax List at the end.

This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or democrat. Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It’s a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!

545 vs. 300,000,000 People
-By Charlie Reese

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.

Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don’t propose a federal budget. The President does.

You and I don’t have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations. The House of Representatives does.

You and I don’t write the tax code, Congress does.

You and I don’t set fiscal policy, Congress does.

You and I don’t control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.

I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing. I don’t care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator’s responsibility to determine how he votes.

Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.. ( The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the Congress to accept it.)

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House?( John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. ) If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to. [The House has passed a budget but the Senate has not approved a budget in over three years. The President's proposed budgets have gotten almost unanimous rejections in the Senate in that time.]

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people who stand convicted — by present facts — of incompetence and irresponsibility. I can’t think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it’s because they want it unfair.

If the budget is in the red, it’s because they want it in the red.

If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it’s because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan ..

If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it’s because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like “the economy,” “inflation,” or “politics” that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.

Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible. They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses. Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees… We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

What you do with this article now that you have read it… is up to you.
This might be funny if it weren’t so true.
Be sure to read all the way to the end:

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid…

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me
to my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!

Tea Party movement had collapsed and the GOP would cave on illegal immigration amnesty.

Yesterday a younger federal desk jockey e-mailed me saying the Tea Party
movement had collapsed and the GOP would cave on illegal immigration amnesty.

My response took the following form:

Instead of a nationally driven “Tea Party” state organizations and local
organizations with some out-of-state help will take out people like speaker
John Flaccid.

Some say this is wrong. I say all congressional elections are national because
we all have a stake at who is in Congress.

There are rival Tea Party organizations. Sooner or later some unity in
opposition to the Dems will have to emerge, and instead of a Tea Party moniker,
maybe they will have another label.

There will always be a Dem party because since Little Jimmy Polk, there have
always been people who dream of being career government office holders.

Zachary Taylor’s administration had a little trouble filling federal jobs because Polk
stole out of Washington with the Executive Journal, which was the book listing
of all federal jobs. The Dems have been all about patronage jobs to their party
freeloaders since before the Civil War.

And starting with Schoolmarm Woodrow Wilson, there has been a virulent group of
nanny-state traitors who can’t produce anything themselves but want to run the
peoples’ lives. They have taken over the Democrats. The last Dem presidential
candidate who wasn’t for a nanny state or soft fascism was the truly great and
very underappreciated Al Smith, the hero of the Triangle Fire tragedy. Smith,
like Teddy Roosevelt, was an advocate for laborers without being an enemy of
capital, and for a government that serves but does not dictate to the people.

(One man tried to stop the destructive secession of the South before a Civil War
could result. He was Zachary Taylor, war hero, Southern gentleman, and people’s
President. Taylor was an Indian fighter who took their side against the
politicians, a general who dressed and acted like a farmer, a victor over the
Mexicans who helped Hispanics join the Union as citizens, a slaveowner who
fought the extension of slavery, and a Southerner who called secession treason.
He died under suspicious circumstances because he opposed the Fugitive Slave
Act, and the bailout of wealthy bondholders who wanted him to redeem Texas
bonds. He had also reinforced troops in New Mexico to repel an invasion by
Texans seeking to force the Spanish of New Mexico into Texas, was entertaining
the idea to pay federal money to free the slaves, and was prepping to flatten a
secessionist conspiracy in the South. His death led directly to the slide into
the Civil War. US Grant was the officer who most admired Taylor, and he
inherited Old Rough and Ready’s military mission to smash secession. Abraham
Lincoln was the politician who best admired Taylor, and he inherited Old Zack’s
mission to hold the Union together. )

The political entity that opposes the Dems changed from Federalists (who are
the spiritual ancestors of Eastern RINOS) to Whigs (who are the spiritual ancestors
of nonentities like House Speaker John Flaccid and Lindsay Davenport, errr,
Lindsay Graham) to Republicans (who started out as patriots but have
degenerated into Dem Lite).

Only a valid alternative to degeneracy and organized government thievery and
racketeering as formally and enthusiastically represented by the Dems will gain
any traction. Checking out the current GOP’s talent level is like being single
and going to an affair and finding out the hottest gal available looks and acts
like Elena Kagan. (The Dem talent level, using the same simile, is Bawney Fwank
or the average available critter at a Corn Belt livestock auction.)

And the GOP may very well cave on immigration. Some of them want cheap domestic
help.

The Dems want voters. And like Clinton, the least favorite Menendez Brother
(Sponge Bob the Joisy Democrat senator) wants underage Latin girls he can
sexually abuse instead of having to fly to Dom Rep on a taxpayer funded junket
to do so. So does Dem former AG Janet Nero. That scabrous creature oughta be
chained to a pier on the beach like a hideous living scarecrow to frighten
away boat people.

Your children and grandchildren will be living most of their
lives in a broke-dick country overloaded with foreign freeloaders if this
immigration amnesty thing goes thru. These people take more than they give. And
that’s not even counting the scum from Asia and the Middle East who actually
mean us harm — like that child molesting Hasidim who was put away the other
day in New York. Or the ragheads who are currently dry-running the country looking
for jihad targets. Or the Chinese techies who promise to work cheap so they can
gain access to our trade and defense secrets.

In the year 2525 -–

A couple of weeks ago I sent out a dossier about the election and election fraud
and how to prove it and how to bust the guilty (Obama operatives at the county level) in states
where GOPers are govs and AGs to 15 members of Congress and a senator from
states where the numbers imply election fraud occurred. I sent the packages to
their homes in their home states instead of to their DC offices where their
aides can shortstop and quash the info. Hopefully I won’t get prosecuted for
stalking. One of the reps sent me a letter that I got today. No mention
of election fraud, but he wrote a quick thanks for the Ellis Island book I sent
him. Hopefully whoever he assigns to speed-read it for him will get him the
ideas he needs to fight unassimilable immigrants.

Also contacted a senator’s staffer on bouncing Richard Cordray because he as AG
of Ohio protected the serial child molester in our county because his sow’s
boss the county atty is a Dem. The puke (Cordray) looks like a relative of McQueery,
the PSU coach who heard Sandusky molesting but did nothing to stop the
monster. Staffer was interested and pulled up my www.crushchildmolesters.com
website, but we’ll see how things go.

We will have to jam the phone lines to threaten these Senatorial and
Congressional jellyfish and traitors with political extinction like we did in 2007 if they vote for amnesty and
flooding our borders..

Kevin Sherlock

PS. Then there’s Obama, who is unmasking as a Third World dictator. He’s also
the first prez whose mom did porn shots for pay.
BO the Phay-ro threatens to apply the whip. Where did he learn this tactic?

Many say Chicago.

Or maybe it was that seminal moment many years ago in Hawaii, when Curious BO
got into Mommy’s closet and checked out Stanley Ann Dunham’s professional
portfolio of porn pix and saw a picture of a booted woman applying stripes to the pert upturned bottom of Mommy.

Did Stanley Ann use this as a teaching moment for a confused little Barry, to
teach him tolerance for whores and dykes?

Or maybe she went into rock-ribbed disciplinary mode and said, “Barry, I can
beat your little butt like that lady beat Mommy’s.”

Character formation doesn’t occur in a vacuum. Behind most horribly flawed men
stand horribly flawed women. In BO’s case, she was leather clad and lezzy glaad.

KS