The American Jingoist

Dems are trying to figure out who to blame for the looming sequestration.

As much as GOP speaker John Flaccid would like to help them, hopefully he may
not get enough GOPers to roll over with him like weasels this time.

Neutral observers can blame BO’s mother Stanley Ann Dunham for the looming
problem.

Based on her experiences as a bondage submissive, she was reluctant to beat
a little discipline into Barry. So he spends without budgets and without end.

It’s also the fault of Karl Rove.

He and Jeff Gannon, a lite-loafer reporter, are reportedly an item.
Seems logical.

Karl should naturally feel cozier with Dems and Rinos, who are more supportive
of those who misuse an exit port as a port of entry than those intolerant
fundies and Tea Partiers. Money and fag jokes turned Rove’s eye to his real
sugar daddies — the economic traitors who want cheap slave labor to make the
goods they sell here and want cheap domestic and yard help. Karl and Willard
Romney are a pair of unworthy rats.

And everyone’s least favorite Menendez brother — Sponge Bob of Joisy —
helped predators avoid taxes while he went on sex junkets to Dom Rep to abuse
little Latin girls. So you want some chicas to immigrate, yez, Senor Sponge Bob?
So you can abuse them like the Hell-bound scum bag you are?

Of course Mister Roberts, the possible boy lover in black robes,
helped Obamatheft become federal law. So much for checks and balances.

Why do I think there are photos on Judge Roberts? He did something
reprehensible in ruling Obama care constitutional that made no sense, given his
past, unless there was dirt on him. In August 2012 I called Allen the Home
Improvement Jarhead compromised when he claimed the insider killings of our men
in the high altitude sandbox called Afghanistan were the result of Ramadan
fasting. No, it was the result of them being jihadist vermin who were improperly
screened.

Betrayus I also called out as compromised when this general — whose only
previous combat experience was getting fragged on a rifle range at Fort Campbell
before he took a HQ job in Afghanistan and concealed his unit inside Paula
Broadwell so she could write “All In” about him and mean it — lied about
Benghazi being triggered by a Youtube video to give the Magic Kenyan some cover.
(Assuming his father was Obama from Kenya instead of Davis the pimp from the Red
Hood.)

Just after Election Day, BO had them exposed as cheaters. Allen in particular is
suspect because he sent Jill Kelley (real name Gilberte Khawam, native of
Lebanon) 30,000 pages of e-mails. There’s only so many ways you can say you’re
proud of your unit. What intelligence if any, went in those e-mails that got
into the wrong hands?

I believe the BO regime, as emulators of Hugo “Pumpkin Face” Chavez, may he die
in Cuba and rot in Hell, got the goods on sock puppet JCS general Dempsey also.
That’s why Dempsey is bleating like an Arkansas sheep for lower standards to let
women into ground combat units. Or maybe he’s just a compulsive brown noser.

We are in a sad state when our county sheriffs are the adults who stand tall and
our generals are wimpy children.

It would serve Dempsey right to be trapped in an upstairs room of a burning
building and the PC FD sends Missy the 110-pound fire girl for him instead of
Big Chuck to see if she might lug him out of there.

Sponge Bob Menendez, the sexual abuser of underage Latin girls in Dom Rep, has
or had in his retinue an illegal alien who was a convicted
boy molester who got probation, not hard time. Menendez needs to be in that
burning building with General Dempsey, and when Missy the fire girl sees them
both, she tells them she’s only strong enough to body-carry out children, and
they can get a foretaste of how their afterlives will feel.

And when they scream for Big Chuck, he’ll tell them he has time to wax
his handlebar mustache, but not time to save a traitor and a sexual predator
who surrounds himself with boy rapers.

And as a final thought — a correspondent told me Obama’s mom was angry
at Barry, and told him given the way she partied, he was lucky he wasn’t born
with a tail.

Shame on me for thinking “German shepherd or donkey tail?”

Stay classy, Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches and top brass.

Kevin Sherlock